搞笑英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉彎
Q:What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子會(huì )和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能會(huì )直接的想到它們倆是一大一小。但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以長(cháng)跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。這個(gè)答案很有意思吧?
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是谷物，他肯定會(huì )生氣的;而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼，他會(huì )更生氣。Corn既可以表示“玉米/谷物”，也有“雞眼”的意思。
Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?
A: The snail. It carries its house on its back.
因為snail(蝸牛)的后背上總是背著(zhù)一所房子，所以說(shuō)蝸牛是世界上最強壯的生物是不足為奇的。你說(shuō)呢?
Q: What do people do in a clock factory?
A: They make faces all day.
一看到make faces這個(gè)短語(yǔ)，你可千萬(wàn)別以為是在鐘表廠(chǎng)工作的人整天都做鬼臉呀!因為除了這個(gè)意思以外，它還可以從字面上解釋為制造鐘面。
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎樣才能不讓夢(mèng)游者(sleepwalker)夢(mèng)游(walk in his sleep)呢?最簡(jiǎn)單的'方法就是不讓他睡覺(jué)。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢(mèng)游者醒著(zhù)呢，他的確就不會(huì )去夢(mèng)游了。
1) ---- Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad ? (爸爸和媽媽誰(shuí)和你更近?)?
—— Mom is closer because dad is father.?
(2)---- What fruit is never found singly ? (什么水果永遠不會(huì )是單個(gè)的?)?
—— A pear.?
(3)---- Why are young men unwilling to date the daughter of the Fortunes ? (年輕人為什么不愿意和福瓊家女兒約會(huì )?)?
—— Because she is Miss Fortune.?
注: 以上腦筋急轉彎泛采用了同音詞(homonyms):
(1)“father”(父親)與“farther”(更遠)
(2)“pear”(梨)音同“pair”(一對)，
(3)“Miss Fortune”音同“misfortune”(不幸)
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(4)Why is an empty matchbox the best thing to have in the world ?(為什么空火柴盒是世界上最好的東西?)?
——Because it is matchless.?
(5)Why did little Tom put his brother's guitar in the refrigerator ?(小湯姆為什么把哥哥的吉他放在冰箱里?)?
——Because he enjoyed cool music.?
(6)What stays hot even if put it in a fridge?(什么東西即使放在冰箱里也熱?)
? ——Pepper.?
注: 以上腦筋急轉彎大量運用了雙關(guān)語(yǔ)(puns)：
(4)“matchless”既可理解為“沒(méi)有火柴的”，又可理解為“舉世無(wú)雙的，無(wú)可匹敵的”;
(5)“cool”可表示“冷的、涼的”，也可指“棒、時(shí)髦、美妙的”;
(6)“hot”有兩個(gè)意思："熱"、"辣"。?
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