關(guān)于英文爆笑笑話(huà)
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關(guān)于英文爆笑笑話(huà)：Go Barefoot 光著(zhù)腳去1
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.
Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear.
When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: Go barefoot.
中學(xué)的時(shí)候，我對自己的高度非常敏感。
一次，一位救生員約我出去。事實(shí)上，我從未和他并肩站過(guò)，因而不知道他到底有多高。因此約會(huì )那晚，我拿出兩雙鞋，一雙高跟，一雙平跟。我安排哥哥去開(kāi)門(mén)，讓他和救生員比比高度，再上樓告訴我應穿哪雙鞋。
門(mén)鈴響了，我在樓上等著(zhù)。哥哥跑上樓告訴了我一個(gè)不幸的消息：你可以光著(zhù)腳去約會(huì )。
關(guān)于英文爆笑笑話(huà)：Impudent Questions 無(wú)禮的問(wèn)題2
A little girl from the East Side was invited to a garden party given by a very aristocratic(貴族的) lady to a group of little East-Siders.
The little girl, as she drank her tea and ate her plum-cake on a velvet(天鵝絨的) lawn under a white-blooming cherry tree, said to her hostess:
Does your husband drink?
Why-er-no, not to excess, was the astonished reply.
How much does he make?
He doesn't work, said the lady. He is a capitalist.
You keep out of debt, I hope?
Of course, child. What on earth do you mean by all these impudent(無(wú)恥的) questions?
Impudent? said the little girl. Why, Ma'am, Mother told me to be sure and behave like a lady, and when ladies call at our rooms they always question Mother like that.
一個(gè)住在城東貧民區的小女孩獲得邀請，參加一位貴婦人為城東貧民區的孩子們舉行的.花園晚會(huì )。
在一棵開(kāi)滿(mǎn)了白色小花兒的櫻桃樹(shù)下，小女孩坐在柔軟的草地上，一邊品嘗著(zhù)她的茶和梅子蛋糕，一邊對貴婦人說(shuō)：你的丈夫酗酒嗎? 呃，呃，不，他喝得不多。夫人一臉驚詫。
他掙多少錢(qián)?
他不工作，夫人回答說(shuō)，他是個(gè)資本家。
我希望你們沒(méi)有負債吧?
當然沒(méi)有，孩子。你問(wèn)這么些無(wú)禮的問(wèn)題到底是想說(shuō)什么呢?
無(wú)禮?小女孩說(shuō)，怎么會(huì )呢，夫人?媽媽要我的舉止一定要象夫人們一樣，當她們到我們家做客的時(shí)候，她們總是那樣問(wèn)我媽媽的。
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