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圣誕節英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)【1】
The thief and the judge
法官與小偷
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
那天是圣誕節，法官在審訊犯人時(shí)也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴?”他問(wèn)。
“采購圣誕節物品過(guò)早。”被告答。
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”
在商店開(kāi)門(mén)之前，“犯人應道。
圣誕節英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)【2】
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么?
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么?
答案：鋤地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是圣誕老人的笑聲。)
圣誕節英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)【3】
The thief and the judge
法官與小偷
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
那天是圣誕節，法官在審訊犯人時(shí)也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴?”他問(wèn)。
“采購圣誕節物品過(guò)早。”被告答。
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”
在商店開(kāi)門(mén)之前，“犯人應道。
圣誕節英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)【4】
The other two don’t exist!
另外兩者并不存在
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while
riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened
the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do
you think picked it up?
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two
don’t exist!
圣誕節前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的`政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門(mén)還未開(kāi)前，三人同時(shí)看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰(shuí)會(huì )將它撿起?
答案：當然是圣誕老人啦!為什么?因為大家都知道另外兩者并不存在。
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