英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全爆笑
精選爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 不容錯過(guò)，笑破肚子了
1、Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
為什么女巫總是騎著(zhù)掃帚飛來(lái)飛去?
因為吸塵器太沉...
2、What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
我們管住在海邊的女巫叫什么?
三明治(sand沙+witch女巫=sandwitch 三明治)
3、What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
鬼爸爸開(kāi)車(chē)的'時(shí)候跟他的老婆和孩子說(shuō)什么?
系好安全帶
4、A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.
After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.
The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.
The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."
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