超級經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
分享幾則超級搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
在觀(guān)看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問(wèn)學(xué)生的`觀(guān)后感。班上最小的女孩說(shuō)，她希望舞蹈演員可以長(cháng)得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著(zhù)腳尖了。
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
一個(gè)小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
“沒(méi)有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”
It's not my fault
Mother (reprimanding訓斥，譴責 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
不是我的錯
媽媽(正教訓她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。
女兒：媽?zhuān)抑皇俏罩?zhù)貓尾巴，它自己在拽。
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