幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

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　　How much English can you speak?

　　"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to

　　be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his

　　way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."

　　The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"

　　The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

　　"法官先生，我的.當事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來(lái)到紐約，幾乎不認路。

　　而且，他只會(huì )說(shuō)幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)單詞。"

　　法官看了看被告，問(wèn)道："你會(huì )說(shuō)多少英文?"

　　被告抬起頭，說(shuō)："把你的錢(qián)包給我!"

　　He's just Been to the Zoo

　　When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.

　　"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."

　　他剛去過(guò)動(dòng)物園

　　當我在銀行里排隊時(shí)，發(fā)現一位婦女抱著(zhù)一個(gè)小孩站在一個(gè)窗口。男孩正在吃一個(gè)面包卷，并將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著(zhù)搖了搖頭。

　　“別這樣，親愛(ài)的，” 男孩的媽媽說(shuō)。然后她轉向出納員說(shuō)，“對不起，小伙子。請原諒我的兒子，他剛去過(guò)動(dòng)物園。”

　　He Won

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　他贏(yíng)了

　　湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?

　　約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。

　　湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?

　　約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏(yíng)了。