英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)幽默經(jīng)典

　　兩則經(jīng)典幽默的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)推薦 讓你樂(lè )足一天

　　I Have His Ear in My Pocket

　　Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"

　　"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.

　　"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.

　　"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

　　他的耳朵在我衣兜里

　　伊凡鼻子流著(zhù)血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”

　　“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。

　　“再見(jiàn)到他你能認出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。

　　“他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說(shuō)。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”

　　One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall.

　　On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.'The woman who loves

　　you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.'

　　My husband looked up and said, 'Mom's here?'

　　一天晚上我開(kāi)著(zhù)丈夫的'車(chē)去購物，回來(lái)后發(fā)現車(chē)身沾滿(mǎn)灰塵，于是擦洗了一陣。當我終于走進(jìn)屋里時(shí)大聲喊：“世界上最?lèi)?ài)你的女人剛擦洗了你的車(chē)燈和擋風(fēng)玻璃。”

　　我丈夫抬頭看了看，說(shuō)：“媽媽來(lái)了?”

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