英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 絕配

　　推薦一篇無(wú)敵搞笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woman.

　　Eventually, a painter approaches who is confident he can mix the proper color. The woman is pleased with the result, and the painter becomes famous.

　　Years later, he retires and turns the business over to his son."Dad, “says the son, there’s something I’ve got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"

　　"Son”, the father replies, I painted the vase."

　　一個(gè)富有的主婦很是驕傲因為她收藏了一件非常有價(jià)值的`古董花瓶，于是她決定把臥室粉刷成與花瓶同樣的顏色。許多油漆匠都試圖盡力與花瓶的顏色匹配，但是沒(méi)有任何人能做得 讓那古怪的女人滿(mǎn)意的。

　　一個(gè)油漆匠很自信他能做到，最終他成功了。那個(gè)主婦很滿(mǎn)意，于是這個(gè)油漆匠也變得很出名。

　　多年以后，油漆匠要退休了，他把自己的生意交給兒子去經(jīng)營(yíng)。“爸爸”兒子問(wèn)“我還有些事情想知道，你怎么能把墻粉刷得和花瓶的顏色那么相配?”“兒子”爸爸回答到“我只不過(guò)是把花瓶刷了。”

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