2014三年級英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
2014三年級英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)一:Brokenengagement
The soldier was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.
He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "Regret cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
2014三年級英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)二:Kidssayitall
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said " Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that".
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned."
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