英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全爆笑長(cháng)
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全爆笑長(cháng)一：
In the side of the bank, there is a crossroads, is the only way that I go home every day.One evening, I drove the car home with the three-year-old daughter, came to the embankment(路堤), from afar, I saw a few traffic lights are out, the crossroads were in bad ...Each traffic light red, yellow, green light, all the bright backdrop in a sunset, is truly beautiful. I quickly called my daughter to enjoy this rare beauty: "Honey, see, is it not very pretty in front of all the traffic lights lamp light?"Daughter look and said: "Wow! Is nice! Who are they repaired them?"
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全爆笑長(cháng)二：
A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"The oldest son replied: "Father, I'll eat it all!"The father then said: "Tomorrow I'm going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"The same son answered: "Father, I'll eat it all!"The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"The oldest son answered again: "It's always me, always me. Now it's someone else's turn to volunteer!"
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全爆笑長(cháng)三：
In order to prove the harmful effect of alcohol,the teacher put a bug into a glass filled with alcohol, soon the bug died.The teacher asked a student, "What does this show?"The student answered, "It shows that people won't get parasites if they drink more alcohol."
為了證明酒精對生物的危害，老師把一只蟲(chóng)子放入裝有酒精的杯子里，蟲(chóng)子很快就死了。老師問(wèn)一個(gè)學(xué)生：“這說(shuō)明了什么?”學(xué)生答道：“說(shuō)明人多喝酒，就不會(huì )長(cháng)蟲(chóng)子。”
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