英文笑話(huà)大全 爆笑

　　英文笑話(huà)大全 爆笑一：

　　Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.Mary: Why was that?Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

　　麥克：一次舞會(huì )上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時(shí)，她非常尷尬�，旣悾簽槭裁磿�(huì )那樣呢?麥克：她根本就沒(méi)有帶面具。

　　英文笑話(huà)大全 爆笑二：

　　At a court the judge is interrogating amugger(行兇搶劫者) but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don't you speak English at all? the judge asks. Only a few words, replies the mugger.What words do you know?Your purse or your life!

　　法庭上法官正審問(wèn)一個(gè)搶劫犯，由于該犯是一個(gè)不會(huì )說(shuō)英語(yǔ)的外國人，審問(wèn)很困難。你一點(diǎn)英語(yǔ)都不會(huì )說(shuō)嗎?法官問(wèn)。我只會(huì )說(shuō)幾個(gè)詞，搶劫犯回答。你會(huì )說(shuō)哪幾個(gè)詞?你是要錢(qián)還是要命!

　　英文笑話(huà)大全 爆笑三：

　　A doctor came into the hospital ward and said to Mr. Johnson, "I have some good news and some bad news for you."Then Mr. Johnson said, "Please, give me the good news first."So the doctor said, "The doctors here are going to name an incurable disease after you."

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