關(guān)于圣誕節英文笑話(huà)

　　關(guān)于圣誕節英文笑話(huà)一：

　　Very stupid robbersTwo robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

　　The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

　　兩個(gè)笨賊　　兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我聽(tīng)到警報響了，快跳吧!”　　第二個(gè)說(shuō)：“但是我們現在在第13層啊!”第一個(gè)尖叫著(zhù)回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信!”

　　關(guān)于圣誕節英文笑話(huà)二：

　　Good News And Bad News"There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client. "I could sure use some good news," sighed the client. "What's it?" "Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement." "And the bad news?" "After the divorce, she's marrying your father."

　　好消息和壞消息“有好消息，也有壞消息，”離婚律師告訴他的當事人。

　　“我總能聽(tīng)到一些好消息吧，”當事人嘆了口氣說(shuō)，“是什么好消息?”

　　“你妻子沒(méi)有要求將你未來(lái)的繼承財產(chǎn)也劃入裁決的范圍。”

　　“那么壞消息呢?”

　　“離婚以后，她將與你父親結婚。”

　　關(guān)于圣誕節英文笑話(huà)三：

　　"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north."

　　“這幢房子，”房地產(chǎn)推銷(xiāo)商說(shuō)，“既有優(yōu)點(diǎn)也有缺點(diǎn)。為了說(shuō)明我是誠實(shí)的，我將告訴你們它的缺點(diǎn)：往南面一個(gè)街區是一家化工廠(chǎng)，往北面一個(gè)街區是一家屠宰場(chǎng)。”

　　"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.

　　“那么它的長(cháng)處呢?”預備購買(mǎi)房子的人問(wèn)道。

　　"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."

　　“它的好處，”代理商說(shuō)道，“就是，你總能分清風(fēng)是從哪邊吹過(guò)來(lái)的。”

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