幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事

　　幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事一：

　　Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illegal turn.I guess it's all right, my daughter replied, The police car behind us did the same thing.

　　幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事二：

　　Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ?Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

　　幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事三：

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?The little girl replied, My homework

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