每日原創(chuàng )英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　1、He is really somebody

　　-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

　　-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

　　-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

　　他真是一個(gè)大人物

　　-- 我叔叔下面有1000個(gè)人.

　　-- 他真是一個(gè)大人物.干什么的?

　　-- 墓地守墓人.

　　2、Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

　　At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

　　它們是從美國直接帶來(lái)的

　　一位中國老婦人在美國看望女兒回來(lái)不久,到一家市銀行存女兒送給她的美元.在銀行柜臺,銀行職員認真檢查了每一張鈔票,看是否有假.

　　這種做法讓老婦人很不耐煩,最后實(shí)在忍耐不住說(shuō)：“相信我,先生,也請你相信這些鈔票.這都是真正的`美元,它們是從美國直接帶來(lái)的.”

　　3、Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!

　　Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!

　　Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

　　布朗夫人：哦,

　　親愛(ài)的,我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了!

　　史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!

　　布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的,我的小狗不認識字.”

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