圣誕節的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)

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圣誕節的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)精選

　　1、Santa of course!

圣誕節的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)精選

　　當然是圣誕老人啦!

　　On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel. Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?

　　Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!

　　圣誕節前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門(mén)還未開(kāi)前，三人同時(shí)看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰(shuí)會(huì )將它撿起?

　　答案：當然是圣誕老人啦!為什么?因為大家都知道另外兩者并不存在。

　　2、圣誕派對上得搞笑對話(huà)

　　"Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?" said a boy to a girl.

　　一個(gè)小男孩跟小女孩說(shuō)：“你有沒(méi)有覺(jué)得班主任有點(diǎn)傻?”

　　"Well, do you know who I am?" inquired the girl.

　　小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”

　　"No." replied the boy.

　　小男孩回答道：“不知道。”

　　"I'm the head teacher's daughter", replied the girl.

　　小女孩說(shuō)：“我就是你口中所說(shuō)的傻班主任的女兒。”

　　3、Saying a Prayer for His Christmas Meal

　　圣誕節晚宴上的`餐前禱告

　　Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.

　　有個(gè)小男孩叫Lee, 今年七歲，圣誕節晚餐開(kāi)桌前，家人讓他做餐前禱告。家人都帶著(zhù)期待的申請低頭看著(zhù)他，Lee開(kāi)始做他得禱告，首先，他謝謝上帝賜予他爸爸媽媽?zhuān)绺缃憬阏O，奶奶還有他們家的所有叔叔嬸嬸。然后，他開(kāi)始感謝上帝賜予他得圣誕節晚餐了。

　　He gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the Christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. Then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the Brussels sprouts, won't he know that I'm lying?"

　　他感謝上帝賜予他火雞，餡兒餅，圣誕布丁和紅莓醬。然后Lee停下來(lái)了，大家等啊等啊。。。。Lee沉默了很長(cháng)時(shí)間，然后抬起頭看著(zhù)他媽媽說(shuō)：“媽媽?zhuān)绻腋兄x上帝賜予我甘藍菜，他會(huì )知道我在撒謊嗎?”

　　4、A Christmas Gift 圣誕禮物

　　A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

　　圣誕節來(lái)了，一位先生給他太太送的圣誕禮物是一個(gè)非常漂亮的鉆石戒子。

　　After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."

　　他朋友聽(tīng)到他買(mǎi)這么奢侈的禮物后，說(shuō)到：“她不是想要輛四驅車(chē)嗎”。

　　"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"

　　先生答：“是啊，(可以買(mǎi)到假鉆石)，可去哪里能買(mǎi)一輛假吉普車(chē)呢?”

　　"And do you know who I am?" asked the boy.

　　小男孩(面不改色心里驚恐地)問(wèn)：“那你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?”

　　"No," she uttered.

　　小女孩說(shuō)：“不知道。”