英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)50詞
1.
It's not my fault
Mother (reprimanding訓斥，譴責 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
不是我的'錯
媽媽(正教訓她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。
女兒：媽?zhuān)抑皇俏罩?zhù)貓尾巴，它自己在拽。
2.
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫(huà)。
“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
哥哥想了一會(huì )兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當時(shí)正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)唄。”
3.
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽?zhuān)铱梢猿詢(xún)蓧K蛋糕嗎?
媽媽?zhuān)寒斎豢梢?---拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
這個(gè)店已經(jīng)一個(gè)多小時(shí)了，但她如果看見(jiàn)我和你說(shuō)話(huà)，她會(huì )馬上出來(lái)的......”沒(méi)等他說(shuō)完，他妻子已快步走出時(shí)裝店，挽著(zhù)他離開(kāi)了。
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