小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)的故事
For the Dog
The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.
"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"
"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"
喂狗
一家人在飯館里吃過(guò)晚飯，父親把服務(wù)生叫了過(guò)來(lái)。
”先生，什么事?“服務(wù)生問(wèn)。
”我兒子的盤(pán)子里剩下許多肉，“父親說(shuō)，”能給我們一個(gè)袋子嗎?我把剩下的.東西帶回去喂狗。“
”啊呀，爸爸!“兒子激動(dòng)地叫喊著(zhù)。”咱家養狗了嗎?“
All I do is pay
"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My
wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,
and my daughter is foreign secretary."
"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your
position?"
"I’m the people. All I do is pay."
我要做的一切就是付錢(qián)
布朗先生告訴同事說(shuō)：“我的家簡(jiǎn)直就象一個(gè)國家一樣。我妻子
是財政部長(cháng)。我岳母是作戰部長(cháng)，我女兒是外交秘書(shū)。”
“聽(tīng)上去挺有意思的，”他的同事說(shuō)，“那你的職務(wù)是什么呢?”
“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付錢(qián)。”
The Looney Bin
Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
瘋人院
一天晚上，在瘋人院里，一個(gè)病人說(shuō)：“我是拿破侖!”另一個(gè)說(shuō)：“你怎么知道?”第一個(gè)人說(shuō)：“上帝對我說(shuō)的!”一會(huì )兒，一個(gè)聲音從另一個(gè)房間傳來(lái)：“我沒(méi)說(shuō)!”
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