英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：醫生與病人

　　Problem with gas 放屁的問(wèn)題

　　A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

　　有位小老太太去看醫生：“醫生，我有愛(ài)放屁的毛病。其實(shí)也不是大問(wèn)題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒(méi)聲音。事實(shí)上，我在這里已經(jīng)放了20多個(gè)屁，但是你并不知道對吧，因為我的屁不臭，而且還沒(méi)聲音。”

　　The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."

　　醫生說(shuō)：“好的，我明白了。吃這個(gè)藥片，一天三次連續吃七天，下星期你再來(lái)。”

　　The next week the lady goes back. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."

　　一星期后老太太來(lái)了，“醫生，你到底給的我什么藥，現在我放屁還是沒(méi)聲音，但是怎么這么臭!”

　　The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."

　　醫生說(shuō)：“太好了!你的嗅覺(jué)正常了，現在開(kāi)始治聽(tīng)覺(jué)。”

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