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笑料十足新鮮英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)3則
大腦袋 Big Head
"All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."
"Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."
"Where's the shopping bag?"
"I haven't got one, use your hat."
“所有的孩子都拿我開(kāi)玩笑,”小男孩哭著(zhù)跟媽媽說(shuō):“他們說(shuō)我長(cháng)了一個(gè)大腦袋。”
“別聽(tīng)他們的,”他媽媽安慰說(shuō):“你的腦袋長(cháng)得很漂亮。好了,別哭了,去商店買(mǎi)10磅土豆來(lái)。”
“購物袋在哪?”
“我沒(méi)有購物袋,就用你的帽子吧。”
他曾發(fā)誓要死 He Swore to Die
If you refuse to marry me, he swore, I shall die.
She refused him.
Sixty years later, he died.
如果你不答應嫁給我,他發(fā)誓,我就要去死。
她拒絕了他。
六十年后,他死了。
他就要死了嗎? Is he dying?
Is he dying?
A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said, The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life.
Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. Sure, came the reply, but he only gave me ten.
他就要死了嗎?
一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里痛哭流淚。一個(gè)朋友走進(jìn)來(lái)問(wèn)他為何如此傷心。那人哭著(zhù)說(shuō):剛才醫生告訴我,在我的余生里都要吃這些藥片。
他的朋友很輕松地指出,許多人一輩子每天都要吃藥。當然,男人回答說(shuō):但是他只給了我十片。
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