精選搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)3則
一切都正常
Things Have Been Okay
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.
You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother. I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?
Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.
一切都正常
一對年輕夫婦有個(gè)兒子，已經(jīng)四歲了，還沒(méi)有開(kāi)口說(shuō)話(huà)，他們對此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專(zhuān)家診治，但醫生們總覺(jué)得他沒(méi)有毛病。后來(lái)有一天早上吃早餐時(shí)，那孩子突然開(kāi)口了：媽媽?zhuān)姘窘沽恕?/p>
你說(shuō)話(huà)了!你說(shuō)話(huà)了!他母親叫了起來(lái)。我太高興了!但為什么花了這么長(cháng)的時(shí)間呢?
哦，在這之前，那男孩說(shuō)，一切都很正常。
狗也知道這個(gè)諺語(yǔ)嗎?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
一個(gè)小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
“沒(méi)有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”
哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊?
How could anyone stoop so low?
Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!" Most of my fellow waitresses and I were speechless, except for the one who blurted out, "How could anyone stoop so low?"
我們的餐廳經(jīng)理是一位深受大家愛(ài)戴，和藹而又快樂(lè )的`人。但在他面前有一件事不能提--他的身高�；蛘�，我應該說(shuō)，他是有點(diǎn)矮!一天，經(jīng)理怒氣沖沖地撞門(mén)而入，高聲說(shuō)，
“有人拿了我的錢(qián)包!”
我和其她大部女招待都沒(méi)敢吱聲，但有人卻蹦出一句話(huà)：
“哪有人能彎腰彎那么低的啊”!
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