簡(jiǎn)單易懂的幾個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
Does He Bite 它咬人嗎
Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?
Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?
Reggie: That's what I want to find out.
里基：我們又得到了一條新狗，你愿意過(guò)來(lái)和他玩一會(huì )嗎?
羅恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人嗎?
里基：這正是我想要查明的`。
兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng) Two hearts beating
Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?
Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.
Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere just now.
護士：手術(shù)后你感覺(jué)怎樣?
病人：十分好，只是我能感覺(jué)到我體內有兩顆心臟在跳動(dòng)。
護士：怪不得給你做手術(shù)的大夫剛才在到處尋找他的手表。
Birthday 生日
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
教授：你的生日是什么時(shí)候?
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年?
孩子：每年都是。
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