超級好看的英語(yǔ)短篇笑話(huà)
Beware of Dog! 小心有狗
As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner. "Yep, that's him," came the reply. The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?" "Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him!"
一名陌生人走進(jìn)一家鄉間小商店，看到玻璃門(mén)上帖著(zhù)的一個(gè)告示牌上寫(xiě)著(zhù)，“危險! 小心有狗!” 進(jìn)去后，他看到一條樣子一點(diǎn)都不兇的老狗趴在收款機旁邊的地板上睡覺(jué)。 “這就是大伙都得留神的那只狗啊?” 陌生人問(wèn)店主。“是，就是他”，店主回答。 聽(tīng)到這個(gè)回答， 陌生人覺(jué)得很好笑。“我覺(jué)得那條狗一點(diǎn)都不可怕。 你帖那個(gè)告示做什么?” “因為，” 店主解釋說(shuō)，“在我帖告示之前， 大伙老被他絆倒。”
電腦問(wèn)題
I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other colors would print fine, which truly baffled me because the only true colors are cyan, magenta, and yellow. I had the customer change ink cartridges，delete and reinstall the drivers. Nothing worked. I asked my coworkers for help; they offered no new ideas. After over two hours of troubleshooting, I was about to tell the customer to send the printer in to us for repair when she asked quietly, "Should I try printing on a piece of white paper instead of yellow paper?"
我在惠普公司打印機部做技術(shù)支持工作已經(jīng)有一個(gè)月了，有一天我接到一位客戶(hù)的電話(huà)，她的`問(wèn)題我沒(méi)辦法解決。她的問(wèn)題是：打印機不能打出來(lái)黃色，但是其它顏色都正常。這讓我覺(jué)得很納悶，因為三原色就是藍、紅、黃。我建議客戶(hù)更換墨盒、刪了驅動(dòng)程序然后重新安裝，但是都沒(méi)有效果。我咨詢(xún)同事們，他們也不知道該怎么辦。經(jīng)過(guò)兩個(gè)多小時(shí)的交涉，我打算讓客戶(hù)把打印機寄給我們，這時(shí)候她平靜地說(shuō)了一句：“我是不是應該把這張黃紙扔了換一張白紙再打印試試。”
Mental deficiency 智力缺陷
"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," Bob asked ..."how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?" "Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask him a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If he hesitates, that puts you on the track." " Well, What sort of question?" "Well, you might ask him, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?' Bob thought for a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."
“醫生，你能不能告訴我，”鮑勃問(wèn)，“對于一個(gè)看上去很正常的人，你是怎樣判斷出他有智力缺陷的呢?”“再沒(méi)有比這容易的了，”醫生回答，“問(wèn)他一個(gè)簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題，簡(jiǎn)單到所有人都知道答案，如果他回答得不干脆，那你就知道是怎么回事了。”“那要問(wèn)什么樣的問(wèn)題呢?”“嗯，你可以這樣問(wèn)，‘庫克船長(cháng)環(huán)球旅行了三次，但是在其中一次的途中他去世了，是哪一次呢?’”鮑勃想了一會(huì )兒，緊張的回答道，“你就不能問(wèn)另外一個(gè)問(wèn)題嗎?坦率地說(shuō)，我對歷史了解的不是很多。”
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