講英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)破紀錄
1分鐘講26個(gè)英文笑話(huà) 打破吉尼斯世界紀錄
Clive Greenaway managed to say 26 one-liners in 60 seconds in front of a live audience to claim the record.
克萊夫·格里納韋在現場(chǎng)觀(guān)眾面前用60秒講了26個(gè)笑話(huà)，打破了記錄。
Although the 57-year-old fell two jokes short of the 28 he had hoped for, it was still enough tooutdo rival Markus Weise by five jokes.
現年57歲的.格里納韋本希望能說(shuō)28個(gè)笑話(huà)，雖然少了2個(gè)，也足以讓他以5個(gè)笑話(huà)的優(yōu)勢超過(guò)對手馬科斯·魏澤。
Mr Greenaway spent a year practising for the record and his act was so well-rehearsed that he was able to rattle off one joke every two seconds.
格里納韋花了一年時(shí)間為破紀錄做準備。他反復排練，讓自己能每2秒就說(shuō)出1個(gè)笑話(huà)。
One of the strict Guinness World Records' rules stated that the live audience of 250 people had to laugh to each joke, or the gag would not be counted.
吉尼斯世界紀錄的規則非常嚴格，要求每個(gè)笑話(huà)讓現場(chǎng)250名觀(guān)眾發(fā)笑，否則就不算數。
格里納韋笑話(huà)選：
'My wife and I were happy - then we met'
我和我老婆認識前都活的挺開(kāi)心的。
'My wife dresses to kill - and cooks the same way'
我老婆衣著(zhù)亮眼，廚藝殺人。
小編注：Dress to kill是一個(gè)習慣用語(yǔ)，意思是穿著(zhù)時(shí)尚、亮眼。
'Pollen count - that's a tough job'
數花粉真不是個(gè)容易的活。
'I ate a ploughman's lunch - he was not happy'
我吃了農夫的午餐，他生氣了。
Ploughman’s lunch一語(yǔ)雙關(guān)，除了字面意思“農夫的午餐”外，還指由奶酪、腌菜和面包組成的一種英式冷餐。
'Went to the paper shop - but it had blown away'
要去紙店，結果它被風(fēng)吹跑了。
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