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三則短小英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
Compliment
"Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"
"I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.
"I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."
"Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"
"I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"
恭維話(huà)
“拉里，你過(guò)來(lái)!”媽媽放下電話(huà)后生氣地說(shuō)，“我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話(huà)，她告訴我你在昨晚的學(xué)校舞會(huì )上對多麗絲行為不好，你可恥，粗魯!”
“媽媽?zhuān)覍λ芎�，真�?”小伙子不服氣地說(shuō)。“當我和她跳舞時(shí)我還說(shuō)了一句恭維她的話(huà)。”
“你真的這么做的嗎?”媽媽嚴厲地問(wèn)。“你的原話(huà)是怎么說(shuō)的?”
“我說(shuō)，啊呀，多麗絲，你比我跳過(guò)舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”
if I Am a Manager
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫(xiě)一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)。
“我在等我的秘書(shū)”。那孩子答道。
How to Become Rich
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
如何致富
弟弟：我看見(jiàn)你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢(qián)，我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢(qián)。弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
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