三則英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
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篇一：他們都在這里
The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!"
典獄長(cháng)對獄中一位囚犯深感同情，因為每逢周末的探訪(fǎng)日，大多數囚犯都有家人或朋友來(lái)訪(fǎng)，但是可憐的`喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。因此在一個(gè)探訪(fǎng)日，典獄長(cháng)把喬治叫到辦公室說(shuō)：“喬治，我注意到從來(lái)沒(méi)有人來(lái)探望過(guò)你。”他滿(mǎn)懷同情地把手放在喬治的肩膀上：“告訴我，你沒(méi)有任何朋友或家人嗎?”喬治回答：“喔!當然有，典獄長(cháng)，只不過(guò)他們全都在這里面!”
篇二：兄弟倆的對話(huà) Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父親在哪兒?
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫(huà)。
“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
哥哥想了會(huì )兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當時(shí)正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)唄。”
篇三：A Vacation Cruise 假日巡航游
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment.
Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise."
"I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."
一愚笨之人讀到一則假日巡航游只須花100元的廣告。在他簽了字付了款后，旅游經(jīng)紀人用棒猛擊了他一下，把他打昏了過(guò)去，并把他從后門(mén)扔進(jìn)了河里。不久又來(lái)了一個(gè)人，付了錢(qián)并得到了相同的待遇。 十五分鐘后，這兩個(gè)人一起向河的下游漂去。第一個(gè)人說(shuō)：“不知道他們這次巡航游是否提供食物。” “不知道，”第二個(gè)人說(shuō)道，“去年是沒(méi)有的。”
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