英語(yǔ)笑話(huà):三只烏龜
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)1
Three Turtles 三只烏龜
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't," the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
三只烏龜決定去喝咖啡。它們剛到咖啡店的門(mén)口,就下起雨來(lái)。于是最大的那只烏龜對最小的烏龜說(shuō),“回家去取傘吧。”
最小的烏龜說(shuō),“如果你們不把我的咖啡喝了,我就去。”
“我們不喝,”另外兩只烏龜答應說(shuō)。
兩年后,大烏龜對中烏龜說(shuō),“好吧,我猜他肯定不回來(lái)了,我們可以把它的咖啡喝掉了。”
正在這時(shí),一個(gè)聲音從門(mén)外傳來(lái),“你們要是喝了,我就不去。”
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)2
I do not recognize you
Walking on the beach one day he saw a crab, went to see what happens, suddenly crab pincers(鉗子) folder, then crab bush run. Tiger jumped the pain, followed by the recovery of crabs!
Catch up with no trees on the crab, and then to see a tiger in Shou Network spiders, tiger angry at Spider: Good you a crab! Do you think you posted on the Web and I do not recognize you!
一天老虎在沙灘散步,見(jiàn)到一只螃蟹,就走過(guò)去想看個(gè)究竟,突然被螃蟹的鉗子夾了一下,螃蟹拔腿就往樹(shù)叢里跑。老虎痛得跳起來(lái)了,緊接著(zhù)就追螃蟹!
追到樹(shù)叢就不見(jiàn)螃蟹了,這時(shí)老虎看見(jiàn)一只守在大網(wǎng)中的蜘蛛,老虎對著(zhù)蜘蛛發(fā)火了:好你個(gè)螃蟹!你以為你上了網(wǎng)我就不認得你了!
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