值得推薦的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
導語(yǔ)：每天看幾個(gè)笑話(huà)，即使有不開(kāi)心的事，也很快就會(huì )忘記的，來(lái)今天小編為大家準備了值得推薦的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!
1 Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.
老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?湯米：四塊。老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什么呢?湯米：漢堡。
2 Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽?zhuān)铱梢猿詢(xún)蓧K蛋糕嗎?
媽媽?zhuān)寒斎豢梢?---拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
3 Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫(huà)。
“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
哥哥想了一會(huì )兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當時(shí)正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)唄。”
4 It's not my fault
Mother (reprimanding訓斥，譴責 her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
不是我的錯
媽媽(正教訓她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的.尾巴。
女兒：媽?zhuān)抑皇俏罩?zhù)貓尾巴，它自己在拽。
5 The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
一個(gè)小男孩非常不喜歡狗狂叫的樣子。
“沒(méi)有關(guān)系，”一位先生說(shuō)，“不用害怕，你知道這條諺語(yǔ)嗎：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道嗎?”
6 On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
在觀(guān)看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問(wèn)學(xué)生的觀(guān)后感。班上最小的女孩說(shuō)，她希望舞蹈演員可以長(cháng)得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著(zhù)腳尖了。
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