開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全爆笑
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開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全爆笑【1】
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the gallery owner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
一名藝術(shù)家問(wèn)畫(huà)廊老板，最近有沒(méi)有人對他展出的畫(huà)感興趣。“這有好消息和壞消息，”老板回答。“好消息是有一位先生咨詢(xún)你的'作品，他想知道在你死后你的畫(huà)會(huì )不會(huì )升值。我告訴他你的畫(huà)會(huì )升值，他就把你的15幅畫(huà)全都買(mǎi)走了。”
“真是太好了”，藝術(shù)家是喜形于色，“那壞消息是什么?”帶著(zhù)關(guān)心的口吻，畫(huà)廊老板回答，“買(mǎi)畫(huà)的人是你的醫生”。
開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全爆笑【2】
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
一個(gè)禿頭的男人坐在理發(fā)店里。發(fā)型師問(wèn)：“有什么可以幫你嗎?”那個(gè)人解釋說(shuō)：“我本來(lái)要去做頭發(fā)移植，但實(shí)在太疼了。如果你能夠讓我的頭發(fā)看起來(lái)像你的一樣，而且沒(méi)有任何痛苦，我將付給你5000美元。”
“沒(méi)問(wèn)題，”發(fā)型師說(shuō)，然后他很快幫自己剃了個(gè)光頭。
開(kāi)心英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全爆笑【3】
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes. A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一個(gè)大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開(kāi)車(chē)闖紅燈被開(kāi)了罰單。女士向法官解釋?zhuān)且幻麑W(xué)校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。法官眼中閃過(guò)一絲狡黠，說(shuō)道：“你是學(xué)校的老師，對嗎?女士，我馬上要實(shí)現我畢生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫(xiě)‘我開(kāi)車(chē)闖了紅燈’500遍。”
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