短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
笑話(huà)來(lái)源于生活，經(jīng)過(guò)藝術(shù)加工的語(yǔ)言形式,是藝術(shù)化的語(yǔ)言。下面小編馬上為你帶來(lái)幾篇短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全，希望你會(huì )喜歡。
短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)一：
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
魚(yú)網(wǎng)
你能告訴我魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。
把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚(yú)網(wǎng)了。 小女孩回答道。
短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)二：
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。
媽媽?zhuān)也幌矚g，因為她說(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。
短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)三：
Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"
After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more. I'm going to buy a big clock and put it upon the wall here." Then he did so.
“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.
But after that, a lot of people stopped, looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”
愚蠢的問(wèn)題
丹在一個(gè)大城市的某個(gè)俱樂(lè )部當守門(mén)人。每天都有數千人經(jīng)過(guò)他的門(mén)口，而且許多人都會(huì )停下來(lái)問(wèn)他:“請問(wèn)現在幾點(diǎn)?”
幾個(gè)月后，丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問(wèn)題了，我要去買(mǎi)一只大鐘，把它掛在這兒的墻上。”于是他買(mǎi)了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。
“現在人們總不會(huì )再停下來(lái)問(wèn)我時(shí)間了。”他高興地想。
可是打那以后，每天仍有許多人停下來(lái)，看看鐘，然后問(wèn)丹:“這鐘準嗎?”
短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)四：
Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
"I’m afraid we can’t afford one," sighed his mother.
But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
"How on earth did you pay for that?" gasped his mother.
"Easy, Mum." replied Amos, "I sold the television!"
買(mǎi)錄像機
艾莫斯問(wèn)媽媽他們是否能買(mǎi)一臺錄像機。
”恐怕我們還買(mǎi)不起，“媽媽嘆息著(zhù)說(shuō)。
可第二天當艾莫斯回來(lái)時(shí)，他搖搖晃晃地搬著(zhù)一臺全新的錄像機。
”你究竟是哪兒來(lái)的錢(qián)買(mǎi)這東西?“媽媽大吃一驚，喘著(zhù)氣說(shuō)。
”媽媽?zhuān)@簡(jiǎn)單，“ 艾曼斯回答。”我把電視機給賣(mài)了!"
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