爆笑可愛(ài)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
爆笑可愛(ài)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.
爆笑可愛(ài)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(一)
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
老師：西印度群島有哪些產(chǎn)物?
Student: I don't know.
學(xué)生：我不曉得。
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
老師：怎么會(huì )不知道，你每天吃的糖哪兒來(lái)的?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
學(xué)生：鄰居家借的。
爆笑可愛(ài)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(二)
Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?
老師：這已經(jīng)是我本周第五次罰你了。想說(shuō)點(diǎn)什么?
Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
學(xué)生：還好禮拜六禮拜天不上課啊老師!
爆笑可愛(ài)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(三)
Tom: Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
湯姆：好消息，老師說(shuō)今天不管下雨還是天晴我們都要考試。
John: So what's great about that?
約翰：那有什么好高興的?
Tom: It's snowing outside!
湯姆：因為現在外面在下雪!
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