爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)笑哭你

　　笑一笑，十年少，笑話(huà)可以讓我們變得開(kāi)心，以下是小編為大家準備的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)笑哭你，一起來(lái)爆笑吧!

　　捕鼠夾上的奶酪

　　The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese.

　　由于客人在吃蘋(píng)果餡餅時(shí)，家里沒(méi)有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。

　　The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.

　　這家的小男孩悄悄地離開(kāi)了屋子。過(guò)了一會(huì )兒，他拿著(zhù)一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤(pán)子里。

　　The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?"

　　客人微笑著(zhù)把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說(shuō)：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”

　　"In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.

　　“在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說(shuō)。

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)笑哭你(二)

　　對不起，本店不找零錢(qián)

　　A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

　　我和一個(gè)朋友在快餐店排隊訂餐，那里很醒目地寫(xiě)著(zhù)，不接受超過(guò)20美元的`大鈔(請自備零錢(qián))。

　　The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

　　我們前邊的一個(gè)女士指著(zhù)這個(gè)牌子對我們說(shuō)：“上帝保佑，如果我身上有超過(guò)20美元的話(huà)，我一定不會(huì )在這兒吃飯!”

　　爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)笑哭你(三)

　　這鐘準嗎?

　　Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city.

　　丹在一個(gè)大城市的某個(gè)俱樂(lè )部當守門(mén)人。

　　Everyday, thousands of people passed his door,

　　每天都有數千人經(jīng)過(guò)他的門(mén)口，

　　and a lot of them stopped and asked him, "What's the time, please?"

　　而且許多人都會(huì )停下來(lái)問(wèn)他:“請問(wèn)現在幾點(diǎn)?”

　　After a few months, Dan said to himself, "I'm not going to answer all those stupid people any more.

　　幾個(gè)月后，丹想:“我不想再回答這些蠢人提出的問(wèn)題了，

　　I'm going to buy a big clock

　　我要去買(mǎi)一只大鐘，

　　and put it upon the wall here."

　　把它掛在這兒的.墻上。

　　Then he did so.

　　于是他買(mǎi)了一只鐘，把它掛在了墻上。

　　“Now people aren't going to stop and ask me the time," he thought happily.“

　　現在人們總不會(huì )再停下來(lái)問(wèn)我時(shí)間了。”他高興地想。

　　But after that, a lot of people stopped,

　　可是打那以后，每天仍有許多人停下來(lái)，

　　looked at the clock and then asked Dan, "Is that clock right?”

　　看看鐘，然后問(wèn)丹:“這鐘準嗎?”

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