精彩一分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　笑話(huà)是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話(huà)能流傳千古，聽(tīng)者和講者都會(huì )感到快樂(lè )、欣喜，拍掌叫好!生活需要笑話(huà)，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看精彩一分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)吧!

　　精彩一分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(一)

　　A young girl's likes

　　A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."

　　Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."

　　一個(gè)少女的母親問(wèn)她：“你長(cháng)大后想干什么呀?”少女說(shuō)：“我想做個(gè)老姑娘。”

　　她的母親聽(tīng)到這話(huà)感到非常驚訝。她說(shuō)：“啊，親愛(ài)的，這是為什么呀?”少女說(shuō)：“我覺(jué)得我不會(huì )老是要去親一個(gè)男人，而且每次還要說(shuō)他很帥。我會(huì )感到厭倦的。我喜歡逛商店，所以我寧愿去賺錢(qián)給自己買(mǎi)東西。”

　　精彩一分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(二)

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

　　一天，有一個(gè)城市里的'游客來(lái)到一個(gè)小鄉村，在鄉間路上開(kāi)著(zhù)車(chē)，想看看農莊是什么樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過(guò)日子。這位城里人看見(jiàn)一位農夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱著(zhù)一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹(shù)上的蘋(píng)果。城里人對農夫說(shuō)，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋(píng)果的，但是，這不是很浪費時(shí)間嗎?"那位農夫 回答說(shuō)，"時(shí)間對豬有什么意義?"

　　精彩一分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(三)

　　JOY,it\'s timeto go to bed.

　　joy,該去睡覺(jué)了。{媽媽}

　　ok,Mum.i\'m coming!

　　哦，這就睡!{joy}

　　Have a sweet dream,joy.good night!

　　做個(gè)甜甜的夢(mèng)哦，晚安!{媽媽}

　　good niggt,Mum!

　　晚安，媽媽!{joy}

　　Sweet dream...how?

　　甜甜的夢(mèng)。。。。到底怎么才能做個(gè)甜甜的夢(mèng)呢?{joy}

　　Bingo!

　　有了!{joy}

　　joy,wahay are you doing?

　　the candy will make your teeth ache!

　　joy,你怎么睡前還吃糖啊!會(huì )牙疼的!{媽媽}

　　(joy,舉著(zhù)糖，看著(zhù)媽媽。){joy}

　　But you told me to have a sweet dream...

　　不是你說(shuō)要我做個(gè)甜甜的美夢(mèng)的嗎。。。{joy}

　　。。。。。。。。{媽媽}

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