讓人噴飯的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)

　　笑話(huà)來(lái)源于生活，卻又可以讓我們的生多些歡樂(lè )、開(kāi)心，現在，一起來(lái)開(kāi)心爆笑下。

　　讓人噴飯的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)一：

　　A Bad Impression

　　一個(gè)壞印象

　　My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our childrenabout our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard myseven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you...you editor!"

　　我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕談話(huà)中，我們經(jīng)常給孩子們談到我們的'工作。沒(méi)人清楚他們聽(tīng)懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然聽(tīng)到七歲的女兒盧希煩惱地向她五歲的妹妹喊道：“你，你----你這個(gè)編輯!”

　　讓人噴飯的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)二：

　　Expensive Advice

　　昂貴的'建議

　　The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who soughtadvice on a health problem.

　　大夫在打發(fā)走了一個(gè)就健康問(wèn)題向他咨詢(xún)的婦女之后，最后來(lái)到餐桌上。

　　"Do you think I should send her a bill?" the doctor asked a lawyer who sat next to him.

　　“你認為我應該向她收費嗎?”大夫問(wèn)坐在身邊的一個(gè)律師。

　　"Why not?" the lawyer replied. "You rendered professional services by giving advice."

　　“有什么不應該?”律師答道，“你通過(guò)提建議提供了職業(yè)性服務(wù)。”

　　"Thanks," the physician said. "I think I'll do that."

　　“謝謝，”大夫說(shuō)道，“看來(lái)我得這么做。”

　　When the doctor went to his office the next day to send the bill to the woman, he found aletter from the lawyer. It read:

　　第二天當大夫去辦公室給那位婦女寫(xiě)賬單時(shí)，他收到律師的一封信。信中寫(xiě)道：

　　"For legal services, $50."

　　“請付法律服務(wù)費50美元。”

　　讓人噴飯的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)三：

　　But the teacher cried

　　老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。

　　His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著(zhù)他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開(kāi)祖母的懷抱。

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

　　約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門(mén)口接他并問(wèn)道：

　　"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

　　“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過(guò)的.好嗎?哭了沒(méi)有?”

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　“哭?”約翰問(wèn)，“不，我沒(méi)哭，可老師哭了。”

　　讓人噴飯的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)四：

　　A man tried to get a job in a stage show.

　　一個(gè)人想在一個(gè)舞臺劇中找份工作。

　　"What can you do?" asked the producer.

　　“你能干什么呢?”負責人問(wèn)。

　　"Imitate birds," the man said.

　　“模仿鳥(niǎo)兒，”那人說(shuō)。

　　"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

　　“你在開(kāi)玩笑吧?”負責人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢(qián)可以找一打。”

　　"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

　　“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說(shuō)著(zhù)，展開(kāi)翅膀，飛出了窗口。

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