日常逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
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日常逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(一)
The British RAF base where I was stationed as part of a contingent of USAF personnel had one narrow road winding through the crowded residential area. After a rash of minor vehicle pedestrian accidents, the USAF commander decided to reduce the speed limit to three m.p.h.
Shortly after the new limit was posted, an MP sergeant issued a speeding citation to a jeep driver for going five m.p.h. I was curious to know how the MP had determined the jeep's speed so exactly. "I was jogging to get to the PX before it closed," he explained, "and as I passed the jeep, I noticed that the speedometer read five m.p.h."
我作為美國空軍人員分遣部隊的一員駐扎在英國皇家空軍某某地，那里有一條狹窄的馬路蜿蜒穿過(guò)擁擠的居民區。因為多次出現汽車(chē)撞傷行人一類(lèi)不甚嚴重的車(chē)禍，美國空軍司令員決定將車(chē)速限制在每小時(shí)三英里。
新的車(chē)速限制公布后不久，一名騎警中士因一名吉普車(chē)司機開(kāi)車(chē)時(shí)速達五英里而給他開(kāi)了一張超速傳票。
我很想知道騎警是怎樣如此精確地知道那輛吉普車(chē)的速度的。“我遛達著(zhù)要在郵局關(guān)門(mén)之前到達那里，”他解釋道：“當我超過(guò)吉普車(chē)時(shí)，我注意到計速器指向了每小時(shí)五英里。
日常逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(二)
Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. 維爾和比爾在爭吵，誰(shuí)的爸爸是更強壯的一個(gè)。
Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ?
維爾說(shuō)：“你知道太平洋嗎?
My father's the one who dug the hole for it."
那個(gè)坑是我爸爸挖的.。”
Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing.
比爾不屑地說(shuō)：“那沒(méi)什么。
You know the Dead Sea ?
你知道死海嗎?
My father's the one who killed it!"
那是我爸爸打死的。”
日常逗趣英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)(三)
Good News And Bad News "There's good news and bad news," the divorce lawyer told his client.“有好消息，也有壞消息，”離婚律師告訴他的當事人。
"I could sure use some good news," sighed the client.
“我總能聽(tīng)到一些好消息吧，”當事人嘆了口氣說(shuō)，
"What's it?"
“是什么好消息?”
"Your wife isn't demanding that your future inheritances be included in the settlement."
“你妻子沒(méi)有要求將你未來(lái)的繼承財產(chǎn)也劃入裁決的范圍。”
"And the bad news?"
“那么壞消息呢?”
"After the divorce, she's marrying your father."
“離婚以后，她將與你父親結婚。”
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