關(guān)于相親的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
Blind Date
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
相親
和盲約對象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。他事先安排了個(gè)朋友給他打電話(huà)，這樣他就能借故先離開(kāi)了。當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說(shuō)：“有個(gè)不幸的`消息，我的祖父剛剛去世了�！薄爸x天謝地！”他的約會(huì )對象說(shuō)，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”
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