簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)三篇
導語(yǔ)：生活如苦瓜，時(shí)刻記得開(kāi)心一下！下面是小編整理的三篇簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀！
篇一：簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
It was the afternoon of April 1. The bell rang at the end of school. The students were putting their books into their bags. they were ready to go home.
Just at the moment, their English teacher came into the classroom and said to them,"Hello, boys and girls. Now go over the English lessons, and we will have a test in half an hour." With these words, she left.
The student looked at each other in surprise. How sudden! The teacher had never told them they would have a test, yet they took out their books and began to work hard.
The studied and syudied. It was getting dark, but the teacher had not come yet!
The monitor went out to the teacher‘ office. A few minutes later, the English teacher came in with a smile. But she had nothing in her hand!
"I am sorry, but do you know what day today is?" she said.
After the students heard this, they could not help laughing and saying "April folls1!"
篇二：簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
At a pre-med university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?"
"To save lives." The professor responded quickly and continued the lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It usually keeps the idiots like you out of medical school," replied the professor.
篇三：簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
一個(gè)男人和他妻子在爭論應該誰(shuí)每天早晨煮咖啡。
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
妻子說(shuō)，“應該你煮，因為你先起床，這樣我們不用等太久，就能喝到咖啡�！�
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
丈夫說(shuō)，“在家里你是負責做飯的，應該你煮，因為這是你的.工作，而且我可以等我的咖啡�！�
Wife replied, "No, you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
妻子回答，“不，應該是你煮，而且圣經(jīng)上都說(shuō)了應該是男人煮咖啡�！�
Husband said, " I can't believe that, show me."
丈夫說(shuō)，“我才不信呢，把圣經(jīng)拿來(lái)給我看看�！�
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS".
于是妻子就去拿了圣經(jīng)過(guò)來(lái)，她打開(kāi)新約，給他看好幾頁(yè)的上邊確實(shí)寫(xiě)著(zhù)：“他煮”。
Tips:Hebrews的真正意思是《圣經(jīng)·新約》中之《希伯來(lái)書(shū)》，而在這里妻子將它理解成“He brews.”brew vt. 泡(茶),煮(咖啡),調制(飲料)。
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