帶翻譯的英文笑話(huà)故事

　　Goldfish金魚(yú)

　　Stan: I won 92 goldfish.

　　Fred: Where are you going to keep them?

　　Stan: In the bathroom 。

　　Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?

　　Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!

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　　斯丹：我贏(yíng)了 92 條金魚(yú)。

　　弗雷德：你想在哪兒養它們?

　　斯丹：浴室。

　　弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦?

　　斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛!

　　Where Am I 我在哪兒

　　An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

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　　一個(gè)英國人在鄉下開(kāi)車(chē)時(shí)迷了路，他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)農民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把車(chē)開(kāi)過(guò)去問(wèn)那位農民：“勞駕，您能告訴我我現在這是在哪兒?jiǎn)?” “可以。”農夫奇怪地看了看他，然后說(shuō)道：“你現在在你的`車(chē)子里，先生。”

　　Why do you never phone me?你為什么不給我打電話(huà)?

　　Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, "There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week." Mrs Harris was very angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son's house in Greensea. Then she said to him, "Geoff, why do you never phone me?" Geoff laughed. "But, Mother", he said, "you haven't got a phone." "No," she answered, "I haven't, but YOU'VE got one!"

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　　我會(huì )告訴你這篇沒(méi)有中文翻譯嗎。。。

　　Who Is the Laziest 誰(shuí)最懶

　　Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom: I don't know, father.

　　Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　Tom: Our teacher, father.

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　　父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過(guò)，現在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題。你們班上誰(shuí)最懶?湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對，你知道!想想看，當別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫(xiě)字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著(zhù)，只是看人家做功課?湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。

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