帶翻譯的短篇英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
Goldfish金魚(yú)
Stan: I won 92 goldfish.
Fred: Where are you going to keep them?
Stan: In the bathroom 。
Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?
Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛) them!
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斯丹:我贏(yíng)了 92 條金魚(yú)。
弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們?
斯丹:浴室。
弗雷德:但是你想洗澡時(shí)怎么辦?
斯丹:蒙住它們的眼睛!
Where Am I 我在哪兒
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."
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一個(gè)英國人在鄉下開(kāi)車(chē)時(shí)迷了路,他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)農民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把車(chē)開(kāi)過(guò)去問(wèn)那位農民:“勞駕,您能告訴我我現在這是在哪兒?jiǎn)?” “可以。”農夫奇怪地看了看他,然后說(shuō)道:“你現在在你的車(chē)子里,先生。”
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