帶翻譯的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事
You forget again 你又忘了
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them.
After checking the couple out, the doctor told them they were physically okay but might want to start writing all the things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left .
Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asked, "where are you going?" he replied, "To the kitchen." she asked, "Will you get a bowl of ice cream?" He replied, "Sure." She then asked him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He said "No, I can remember that." She then said, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down because I know you'll forget that." He said, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replied, "Well, I also would like whip cream on top, I know you will forget that so you'd better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he said, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that," He then fumed into the kitchen. After about 30 minutes he returned from the kitchen and handed her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stared at the plate for a moment and said, "You forget my toast."
一對八十歲的.老夫婦記性不好，于是決定到醫生那里檢查，擔心哪里有什么毛病。
醫生檢查完后告訴他們體檢正常，只是為了幫助記憶，他們可以把想做的事用筆記下來(lái)。老夫婦謝過(guò)醫生后就回家了。
晚上看著(zhù)看著(zhù)電視，老頭站起身來(lái)，老太太問(wèn)：“你去哪兒啊?”老頭回答：“去廚房。”老太太接著(zhù)問(wèn)：“帶一盤(pán)冰激凌來(lái)，好嗎?”老頭說(shuō)：“沒(méi)問(wèn)題。”老太太說(shuō)：“難道不用寫(xiě)下來(lái)?這樣你就不會(huì )忘記了?”老頭說(shuō)：“不用了，我記得住。”老太太又說(shuō)：“那好，我還想在冰激凌上放點(diǎn)草莓。你最好記下來(lái)，我想你記不住的。”老頭回答：“忘不了，你要的是一盤(pán)草莓冰激凌。”老太太還說(shuō)：“我還想在頂上再放點(diǎn)奶油，我知道你記不住，還是寫(xiě)下來(lái)吧。”老頭有點(diǎn)兒煩了，說(shuō)：“用不著(zhù)寫(xiě)，我能記住。”老頭氣憤地走進(jìn)廚房。大概過(guò)了三十分鐘，老頭回來(lái)遞給老伴一盤(pán)熏肉和雞蛋。老太太盯著(zhù)盤(pán)子看了一會(huì )兒說(shuō)：“你忘了拿烤面包。”
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