最新英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全爆笑
1、 "Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"請原諒,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明這點(diǎn)嗎?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌."
2、Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost
my precious little dog!
布朗夫人：哦，親愛(ài)的，我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an
advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報紙上登廣告啊!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的，我的'小狗不認識字。”
3、Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克騎車(chē)摔傷,得住院治療.一位年輕美貌的護士拿著(zhù)表格讓填.仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的?"護士問(wèn). "有!"杰克想了想說(shuō),"我是個(gè)單身漢."
4、Wife:You see.According to te statistics on thepaper,80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcohol.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation,all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子:你看這張報紙,據統計,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?據我調查,死于肝癌的人100%都吃飯的.
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