英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 超速
分享一篇無(wú)敵爆笑的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
Traveling salesmen make their living visiting as many customers as possible. So speeding to get from one appointment to the next is not unheard-of. Which is how I got pulled over by a highway patrolman. "Don't you ever look at the speedometer?" the officer scolded. Before I knew it, the truth spilled from my mouth. "As fast as I was going," I admitted, "I was afraid to take my eyes off the road."
因為旅行推銷(xiāo)員為了謀生需要拜訪(fǎng)盡量多的客戶(hù)，所以超速飛車(chē)趕場(chǎng)對于他們來(lái)說(shuō)也不是沒(méi)有過(guò)的'事情。有一次我就因為超速度行駛被一個(gè)公路巡警攔了下來(lái)。“你有沒(méi)有看過(guò)你的時(shí)速表?”那名警官責問(wèn)。當我的回答一出口，我立刻后悔了，但已經(jīng)太晚了。“車(chē)開(kāi)得越來(lái)越快”，我如實(shí)地說(shuō)，“我的眼睛得一直盯著(zhù)前面，沒(méi)敢看別的”。
【英語(yǔ)笑話(huà) 超速】相關(guān)文章：
車(chē)輛超速檢討書(shū)12-11
車(chē)輛超速檢討書(shū)10篇01-06
2014光棍節笑話(huà)短信-光棍節笑話(huà)短信大全10-30
駕駛員超速檢討書(shū)5篇01-09
光棍節笑話(huà)短信大全11-21
光棍節幽默笑話(huà)短信10-28
新版笑話(huà)幽默歇后語(yǔ)05-24
幽默笑話(huà) 校園廣播稿12-17