圣誕節英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)幽默
圣誕節英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)幽默一：
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"
就在我開(kāi)始平安夜禱告時(shí)，教堂停電了。教堂里的`接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周?chē)�。然后我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記后，我說(shuō)：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來(lái)一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”
圣誕節英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)幽默二：
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
圣誕節來(lái)了，一位先生給他太太送的圣誕禮物是一個(gè)非常漂亮的鉆石戒子。
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
他朋友聽(tīng)到他買(mǎi)這么奢侈的禮物后，說(shuō)到：“她不是想要輛四驅車(chē)嗎”。
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
先生答：“是啊，(可以買(mǎi)到假鉆石)，可去哪里能買(mǎi)一輛假吉普車(chē)呢?”
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