新年英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)
新年英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)一：
Send the Bill to My FatherDoctor： ″I can do nothing for your complaint. It is hereditary.″Patient： ″then send the bill to my father，please.″
新年英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)二：
The Swimmer The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. "Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher. "No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."
新年英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)三：
One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.
A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said. "Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."
"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.
"I'm not sure," Peggy relied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's adults I can't bear.".
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