最簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)
最簡(jiǎn)單的`英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)一：
Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the big city to buy some new clothes.
The children played for an hour, and then at half past four their aunt took Dick into the kitchen. She gave him a nice cake and a knife and said to him, "Now here's a knife, Dick. Cut this cake in half and give one of the pieces to your sister, but remember to do it like a gentleman."
"Like a gentleman?" Dick asked. "How do gentlemen do it?"
"They always give the bigger piece to the other person." answered his aunt at once.
"Oh" said Dick. He thought about this for a few seconds. Then he took the cake to his sister and said to her,"Cut this cake in half, Catherine.".
最簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)二：
drink like a fishA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss. All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring. The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to ignore her but, finally it was too much for him. He asked her, "Why are you staring at me.?" Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response. The little girl said, "My Daddy said you drink like a fish and I don't want to miss it!"
最簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)三：
Synonym=Bad LanguageOne day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?" "Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.
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