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有意思的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
1、Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?
Gerald: I'd much rather have the half.
Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.
Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.
老師：你愿意要半個(gè)柑橘，還是十分之五個(gè)柑橘?
杰拉得：我寧可要半個(gè)。
老師：仔細想想，說(shuō)出理由來(lái)。
杰拉得：因為你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。
2、Six people were travelling in a compartment on a train. Five of them were quiet and well behaved, but the sixth was a rude young man who was causing a lot of trouble to the other passengers.
At last this young man got out at a station with his two heavy bags. None of the other passengers helped him, but one of them waited until the rude young man was very far away and then opened the window and shouted to him, "You left something behind in the compartment!" Then he closed the window again.
The young man truned around and hurried back with his two bags. He was very tired when he arrived, but he shouted through the window, "What did I leave behind?" As the train began to move again, the passenger who had called him back opened the window and said, "A very bad impression!"
有六個(gè)人搭乘火車(chē)旅行，坐在同一車(chē)箱內。其中五個(gè)很安靜，也很規矩。但第六個(gè)是個(gè)粗魯的年輕人，給其他乘客招惹了許多麻煩。
最后，這位年輕人在一個(gè)車(chē)站帶著(zhù)兩個(gè)沉重的皮箱下了車(chē)。沒(méi)有一個(gè)旅客幫他的忙。有個(gè)人一直等到這位粗魯的年輕人走得很遠了，才打開(kāi)窗戶(hù)，對著(zhù)他大聲喊：“你把東西留在車(chē)廂里了!”然后，又把窗戶(hù)關(guān)了起來(lái)。
年輕人轉過(guò)身子，拎著(zhù)兩個(gè)沉甸甸的皮箱，匆匆趕了回來(lái)。他轉回來(lái)時(shí)，顯得非常疲倦，對著(zhù)窗戶(hù)大聲喊：“我把什么東西留在車(chē)上了?”
當火車(chē)再次啟動(dòng)時(shí)，叫他回來(lái)的旅客打開(kāi)窗戶(hù)說(shuō)：“一個(gè)極壞的印象!”
3、"Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?"
"I can't tell you the truth," said his wife after a long pause. "it would hurt you too much."
"Oh, don't be ridiculous," he insisted. "I don't mind who the father is. I'm just curious."
The wife ffinally confessed. "Well, if you really want to know, Jim is your child."
"為什么我們四個(gè)孩子中，三個(gè)是黑頭發(fā)，而小吉姆卻是金色頭發(fā)?吉姆是誰(shuí)的孩子?"
“我不能告訴你，”他妻子停了許久才說(shuō)，“那會(huì )傷害你太深。”
“ 哦，別無(wú)聊了，”他堅持著(zhù)，“我不在乎他的父親是誰(shuí),只是好奇而已。”
妻子最后承認了。“好吧，如果你真想知道的話(huà)，吉姆是你的孩子。”
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