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小學(xué)三年級英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
1.
cheers
When I travelled by air in Britain, the stewardess served me some water and I said "Thanks", she said "cheers", then I raised my cup. She looked puzzled. Then out of the plane I found almost all people, from Customs staff to shuttle bus driver, were saying "cheers." Why cheers? I have no glass in hand!
去英國時(shí)坐飛機，空姐倒完水之后我說(shuō)Thanks，空姐說(shuō)Cheers，于是我就對她舉了舉杯�？战惝敃r(shí)就驚呆了。再之后從海關(guān)到機場(chǎng)大巴司機，一路上都有人跟我說(shuō)cheers，我就疑惑了啊，我這手里也沒(méi)杯子啊怎么cheers?!
2.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."
一位女士抱著(zhù)她的寶寶上公交車(chē)，司機看到后說(shuō)：“額，那是我這輩子見(jiàn)過(guò)的最丑的小孩。”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
女士走到車(chē)廂后面坐下，感到很憤怒。她對旁邊的男士說(shuō)：“司機剛剛羞辱了我。”男士回應說(shuō)：“你快上去斥責他。去吧，我替你抱著(zhù)你的猴子。”
3.
A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day essay代寫(xiě).
一位女士正滔滔不絕地向她先生訴說(shuō)當天發(fā)生的事。
"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.
“哦，另外我也和電力公司大吵了一架!”
"Really? Who won?"
“真的嗎?后來(lái)誰(shuí)贏(yíng)了?”
"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity .
“沒(méi)有人贏(yíng)，算扯平吧。他們沒(méi)拿到一毛錢(qián)，而我們也沒(méi)有電可用。”
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