幽默搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)集錦

　　笑話(huà)是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話(huà)能流傳千古，聽(tīng)者和講者都會(huì )感到快樂(lè )、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我們就一起來(lái)看看幽默搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)集錦吧!

　　幽默搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)集錦(一)

　　怎么把口香糖取出來(lái)呢

　　How do I get the gum out? Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?

　　怎么把口香糖取出來(lái)呢當空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說(shuō)口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機著(zhù)陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說(shuō)道：“ 我馬上就要見(jiàn)到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來(lái)呢?”

　　幽默搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)集錦(二)

　　沒(méi)把頭發(fā)全剪掉啊

　　Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their own time. While Miles was at the barber's one day, the manager of the office came in by chance to have his own hair cut and sat just beside him."Hello, Miles," the manager said. "I see that you are having your hair cut in office time.""Yes, sir, I am," admitted Miles calmly. "You see, sir, it grows in office time.""Not all of it," said the manager at once. "Some of it grows in your own time.""Yes, sir, that's quite true." Answered Miles politely, "but I'm not having it all cut off."麥爾斯有時(shí)在上班時(shí)間去理發(fā)館理發(fā)，但這是違反辦公室規定的：職員只能利用自己的時(shí)間理發(fā)。一天，正當麥爾斯理發(fā)時(shí)，經(jīng)理碰巧也進(jìn)來(lái)理發(fā)，而且就坐在他旁邊。“你好，麥爾斯，”經(jīng)理說(shuō)。“我看到你在上班時(shí)間理發(fā)了。”“是的，先生。正是這樣。”麥爾斯平靜地承認了�？上壬�，你看，頭發(fā)是在上班時(shí)間長(cháng)的。“不全都是吧，”經(jīng)理立刻說(shuō)，“有一些是在你自己的時(shí)間里長(cháng)的.。”“對呀，先生，你說(shuō)得很對。”麥爾斯禮貌地回答說(shuō)，“但我并沒(méi)有把頭發(fā)全都剪掉啊。”

　　幽默搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)集錦(三)

　　保證沒(méi)走錯To be on the Safe Side

　　In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

　　在一家電影院里，一名觀(guān)眾在演出期間站了起來(lái)，沿著(zhù)他那排位子走到休息室去了。

　　A few minutes later he returns and asks the man sitting at the head of the row:

　　幾分鐘后，他回到那排位子并問(wèn)坐在首位的那位男士道：

　　"Excuse me, was it your foot I stepped on when I was going out a moment ago?"

　　“對不起，請問(wèn)我剛才出去的時(shí)候是踩著(zhù)你的腳嗎?”

　　"Yes, but it doesn't really matter. It didn't hurt at all."

　　“是的，不過(guò)沒(méi)什么關(guān)系，一點(diǎn)也不疼。”

　　"Oh, no, it isn't that. I only want to make sure that this is my row."

　　“噢，不，我不是這個(gè)意思。我只是想確認一下這是不是我的那排位子。”

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