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ͯӢZ(y)СЦԒ(hu)
Tell a lie
Mom: "Which banana do you want, Victor?"
Victor: "I want that one of the greatest."
Mom: "Victor, you should be polite, to have that little one."
Victor: "Mom, I must lie to be polite?"
?zhun)?ldquo;Ҫһֻ㽶S˶?”
S˶ࣺ“Ҫֻ”
?zhun)?ldquo;S˶㑪ԓYòҪֻС”
S˶ࣺ“?zhun)yYòͱf(shu)e?”
I Don't Like an Argument Ҳ렎Փ
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?
It's round, answered Gerald.
How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.
All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!
ώ(wn)ʲôΠ?
LjAε»ش
ô֪LjA?ώֆ(wn)
ðǷW(xu)شf(shu)ҿɲc㠎Փ@
Two Birds ֻB(nio)
Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
ώ @ЃֻB(nio)һֻȸl(shu)ָֻֻȸ?
W(xu)ָ֪
ώՈf(shu)f(shu)
W(xu)߅ľȸȸ߅ľ
Three Turtles ֻ
Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee. Just as they got into the cafe, it started to rain.
The biggest turtle said to the smallest one, " Go home and get the umbrella."
The little turtle replied, "I will, if you don't drink my offee."
"We won't," the other two promised.
Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle, "Well, I guess he isn't coming back, so we might as well drink his coffee."
Just then a voice called from outside the door, "If you do, I won't go."
ֻQȥȿȵT(mn)(li)ֻСĞf(shu)“ؼȥȡ”
СĞf(shu)“ゃҵĿȺҾȥ”
“҂”ֻf(shu)
Оf(shu)“ðҲ϶(li)҂ĿȺȵ”
@r(sh)һ(g)T(mn)(li)“ゃҪǺҾͲȥ”
Who Is the Laziest l(shu)
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
HķҸゃώՄ^(gu)F놖(wn)む(g)(wn)}ゃl(shu)?
ķҲְ֪
H֪!뿴eĺӂI(y)(xi)֕r(sh)l(shu)n(zh)ֻǿ˼n?
ķ҂ώְ
But the teacher cried ώ”
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(ĵ) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(yl(f)Ƣ) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?
Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!
qļsTBĸH֪@һc(din)游ĸȻ(zh)@ӎ粽xĸҪʲôǿ[һόW(xu)x_(ki)ĸđѱ
sŌW(xu)T(mn)ڽ(wn)W(xu)Уô?^(gu)ĺÆ?˛](mi)?
?s(wn)қ](mi)ώ
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