英語(yǔ)簡(jiǎn)短笑話(huà)
1、Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
顧客：來(lái)個(gè)熱狗。
侍者：很高興。
顧客：不要，加上芥末。
2、He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏(yíng)了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏(yíng)了。
3、I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流著(zhù)血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”
“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。
“再見(jiàn)到他你能認出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。
“他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說(shuō)。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”
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