簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)爆笑
看一些英語(yǔ)笑話(huà),既能開(kāi)心,也能學(xué)到英語(yǔ)知識,何樂(lè )而不為呢?今天我們就一起來(lái)看看簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)爆笑吧!
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)爆笑(一)
I'm Trying to Stop It 我要把它堵在里面
"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"
"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒(méi)有,老師?墒悄阕蛱煺f(shuō)你告訴我的知識都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn),一個(gè)耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)爆笑(二)
A great man 一名偉人
Teacher: Would Shakespeare1 be a great man if he were still alive today?
Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
老師:如果莎士比亞還活著(zhù),他會(huì )是一名偉人嗎?
學(xué)生:當然。因為到目前為止,還沒(méi)有人活到400多歲。
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)爆笑(三)
Expand and contract 熱脹冷縮
Teacher: We all know that heat causes an object to expand and cold causes it to contract1. Now, can anyone give me a good example?
John: Well, in the summer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.
老師:我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理,F在,誰(shuí)給我舉個(gè)例子?
約翰:嗯,在夏天天都長(cháng),在冬天天都短。
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